Random Chat Thread

[TalkingFiction]

For discussions in general. :]

I didn't see one posted anywhere, if there is one already feel free to merge/delete this one. ^_^

[easymac]

postage, lol

[Aesthetic Eve]

Due to the retardation that is found frequently throughout the military, we have many jokes that work their way into our minds that everyone knows. I'm hoping that you readers find some humor in these. I'll explain them in short.

"Hit the independent!" - Last night, the guys on duty were watching "Unstoppable". A Denzel movie, about a run away train. At one point, he's yelling the above quote. At which point the 5 of us watching it immediately nab as our own personal quote. A fail safe remark in order to fix any unforseen problem that comes up. Since not a single one of us know a damn thing about trains, or how to conduct them.

"Hydration Gloves" - While training at the Yuma Proving Grounds, AZ in Jan 2009. We were out in the desert, when a detail for our Troop comes up. The uniform put out included gloves, helmet, and eye protection (ballistic eyewear). There was nothing put out for our camelbak (water source....would be useful right?). So we came to the conclusion that our gloves had the miraculous ability to keep us hydrated! We did take water, because that's common sense....

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For the moment, that's all I have off the top of me head. Got work shortly, so I'll add more as time goes on. If you all like them that is.

[Cheza]

I thought the title was Random Cat thread at first. lol

[MoonDoggie]

I thought the title was Random Cat thread at first. lol

[KomachiHime-sama]

im random and bake goodies and i cant get any love? really?

[KomachiHime-sama]

Due to the retardation that is found frequently throughout the military, we have many jokes that work their way into our minds that everyone knows. I'm hoping that you readers find some humor in these. I'll explain them in short.

"Hit the independent!" - Last night, the guys on duty were watching "Unstoppable". A Denzel movie, about a run away train. At one point, he's yelling the above quote. At which point the 5 of us watching it immediately nab as our own personal quote. A fail safe remark in order to fix any unforseen problem that comes up. Since not a single one of us know a damn thing about trains, or how to conduct them.

"Hydration Gloves" - While training at the Yuma Proving Grounds, AZ in Jan 2009. We were out in the desert, when a detail for our Troop comes up. The uniform put out included gloves, helmet, and eye protection (ballistic eyewear). There was nothing put out for our camelbak (water source....would be useful right?). So we came to the conclusion that our gloves had the miraculous ability to keep us hydrated! We did take water, because that's common sense....

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For the moment, that's all I have off the top of me head. Got work shortly, so I'll add more as time goes on. If you all like them that is.

lolz i get why this is funny but . . . i am not so sure anyone else would

[TalkingFiction]

What's everyone up to today? :]

[MoonDoggie]

fighting boredom with anime

[Cheza]

I thought the title was Random Cat thread at first. lol

[TalkingFiction]

Yeah it's a pretty boring afternoon over here too. It's so gloomy outside. :/

[MoonDoggie]

;3


now im getting ready for my 2nd cousin to visit

[TalkingFiction]

I'm listening to Namie Amuro's new album. It's good so far :]

[Goddess Moey]

lol, i miss caturday. Its been all rainy and gloomy here today too. my day? went to work, got my taxes done, and took a nap... its been alright.

[Cheza]

lol, i miss caturday. Its been all rainy and gloomy here today too. my day? went to work, got my taxes done, and took a nap... its been alright.

I wish it would rain here. It was soooo windy yesterday though.

[MoonDoggie]

the rain and wind were so bad here we had a tornado warning a few days ago.... i thought my window was gonna blow in ._.
my bf was sooo scared it was cute <3

[TalkingFiction]

Speaking of taxes I still need to mail mine in. :<

[Guardian Dragon]

the rain and wind were so bad here we had a tornado warning a few days ago.... i thought my window was gonna blow in ._.
my bf was sooo scared it was cute <3

tornado warnings don't scare me anymore. I must have heard a hundred tornado warnings in my life and I've never seen one. until I actually see one bearing down on me, I couldn't care less anymore.

[KomachiHime-sama]

the rain and wind were so bad here we had a tornado warning a few days ago.... i thought my window was gonna blow in ._.
my bf was sooo scared it was cute <3

tornado warnings don't scare me anymore. I must have heard a hundred tornado warnings in my life and I've never seen one. until I actually see one bearing down on me, I couldn't care less anymore.

i grew up in iowa . . . when we were kids we wished for a tornado to tear through our school . . . never . . . evAR happened =/

[KomachiHime-sama]

im sure am glad no one wants to talk to me in MY random thread . . .

[MoonDoggie]

the rain and wind were so bad here we had a tornado warning a few days ago.... i thought my window was gonna blow in ._.
my bf was sooo scared it was cute <3

tornado warnings don't scare me anymore. I must have heard a hundred tornado warnings in my life and I've never seen one. until I actually see one bearing down on me, I couldn't care less anymore.

my mom lived in ohio so she been though alot
but if one hits my house i think im pretty much dead
my house is poorly made
but i wasnt scared i just though it was cute how scared my bf was lol

[KomachiHime-sama]

im only kidding lolz i doesnt wanna talk to none of yall xD

[Guardian Dragon]

im sure am glad no one wants to talk to me in MY random thread . . .

KK ffels left out? I GO FIX!!!

[KomachiHime-sama]

i really am jus kidding . . . i am SOOOO busy right now v_v . . . . i only got a few hours of sleep now im back up again

[Guardian Dragon]

yesterday I was reminded of those old sayings that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice while boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. I never did like the thought of being made out of those things...especially the puppy dog tails. So I came up with a new one.

Otaku are made of ramen noodles, chocolate bars, and lots of tiny lucky stars ^_^

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